Description: > A child?s life is full of both joys and challenges?the infinite wonder of learning, the literal and figurative scraped knees of everyday life, and, of course, deep, penetrating theological terror.That?s why Pastor Brett of the Mega-Pheasant Heights Assembly Church has created an activity book that will divert those long lazy hours of idle youth into a soul-saving good time. Inside are crafty puzzles, mazes of wrath, and connect-the-dots! Also, the mysteries of God?s creation are revealed and explored, including, but not limited to: why God sometimes does not answer your prayers; why heterosexual monogamy is demanded of us; and why listening to scientists will end with your corporeal destruction and eternal damnation. You will learn the natu A child?s life is full of both joys and challenges?the infinite wonder of learning, the literal and figurative scraped knees of everyday life, and, of course, deep, penetrating theological terror.That?s why Pastor Brett of the Mega-Pheasant Heights Assembly Church has created an activity book that will divert those long lazy hours of idle youth into a soul-saving good time. Inside are crafty puzzles, mazes of wrath, and connect-the-dots! Also, the mysteries of God?s creation are revealed and explored, including, but not limited to: why God sometimes does not answer your prayers; why heterosexual monogamy is demanded of us; and why listening to scientists will end with your corporeal destruction and eternal damnation. You will learn the nature of other ?religions? as well as how best to crush them. And then there will be juice boxes.While tradition states that the path to heaven is paved by knowledge of scripture, the doing of good works, and the conversion of heathens, it has recently been revealed that no one can obtain their eternal reward without first obtaining a copy of The Intelligent Design Coloring Book! Used Book in Good Condition
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Features: Used Book in Good Condition
Type: Standard
Vintage: No
Book Title: Intelligent Design Coloring Book
Number of Pages: 64 Pages
Language: English
Publisher: Counterpoint Press
Topic: Form / Parodies
Item Height: 0.2 in
Publication Year: 2011
Illustrator: Yes
Genre: Humor
Item Weight: 4 Oz
Item Length: 10 in
Author: Pastor Brett Pirkle
Item Width: 7.1 in
Format: Trade Paperback