Description: MOBILE USERS THAT ARE RETARDED: Make sure that the item you’re purchasing is what you want and in the condition you want. This is done by reviewing “item” and “condition“ below. WELCOME TO MY BURNING DUMPSTER FIRE, PATHETIC, MIDLIFE CRISIS ATTEMPT AT SALVAGING THIS SO CALLED LIFE I HAVE CREATED FOR MYSELF. I HOPE YOU HATE IT AS MUCH AS I DO AND I CAN GET YOU TO COME BACK TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON EASILY DAMAGED PAPER PRODUCTS THAT OFTEN LEAD TO DIVORCE, SULKING,FINANCIAL HARDSHIP, AND A PILE OF PASTRY WRAPPERS WHEREVER IT IS YOU HAPPILY ORDERS SAID PRODUCTS FROM. (Not real item and condition description )👇 Item: read below first Condition: read below first I HOPE YOU FIND THIS RANDOM INSERT TERRIBLY ANNOYING. AT THIS POINT YOU HAVE BEEN ON MY DESCRIPTION PAGE FOR 30 SECONDS OR SO LEADING ME TO BELIEVE YOUR SOMEWHAT SERIOUS ABOUT PURCHASING WHATEVER SEXY ITEM IT ISN’T THAT YOUR HERE FOR. SO BY PURCHASING FROM ME, YOUR SUPPORTING children of fallen police officers foundation, as 10% of all orders are donated.(ADDITIONALLY I’M SURE THAT ALL THE FEEBLE MINDED, INCAPABLE OF PROCESSING SARCASM, DELIGHTS OF THIS WORLD HAVE BEEN WEENED OUT OF HERE WITH MY SENSE OF HUMOR (and if not just click that little x in the top left, you can do it 👏 ) BEING THE MAIN CULPRIT. SO, BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS RAISED YOU RIGHT AND YOUR STILL HERE, NOT CRYING, ID LIKE TO ANNOUNCE WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 ~~}ALL ORDERS OVER $50 DOLLARS WILL RECEIVE A SMALL GIFT ( SMALL- you’re not going to be rich, and it very likely will not be valued more than 5 dollars, though 1 out of 5 orders receive cash, gift cards, magic singles, other random atrocities, etc, don’t count on it) WITH YOUR ORDER. ~~}OVER $100 DOLLARS -WILL RECEIVE THE SAME, PLUS YOU WILL BE ENTERED INTO A RAFFLE TO WIN A SERIALIZED VANNIFAR EVOLVED ENIGMA #99/250 in NM CONDITION. ~~~}OVER $1,000,000 DOLLARS- I WILL JUST GIVE YOU THE CARD. And all previous order entries will receive a full refund and get to keep the products they bought. (real item and condition description) 👇 Item: Condition: Gather The Magic Kings Grading Scale : Here at our shop, we know the confusion with NEAR oh so well. So we have taken it upon ourselves to offer our customers a sure way to know that there is not a single defect on our cards. Lets face it, we all have been there and bought a card In NM (Near Mint) condition, just to be let down when it arrived with a tiny blemish that technically still qualified it for the NM title. Well not with us. Look for the -GG-in the condition section above, to be sure that you’re getting only the best quality. OUR grading scale is as follows: GG -Gathers Guaranteed -opened and sleeved by us. Perfect card NM- Near Mint-anything we deem Near Mint but not opened and sleeved by us personally. LP- Light Play-signs of play but overall great condition MP-Trash/we don’t sell trash HP-Trash/ we don’t sell trash PLEASE NOTE: for cards, we only ship via ground. A NOTE ABOUT OUR EBAY FEEDBACK: all sarcasm used in this description is exactly that, SAECASM. with a desperate attempt to stand out amongst competitors please do not forget that gather the magic king strives for 100% customer satisfaction. Please note that as far as eBay is concerned, anything less than 4 stars on each of the individual ratings is a failure on the seller’s part. If at any point you feel that we gave you anything less than a 5-Star experience, PLEASE contact us. We want to do everything in our power to make sure that you walk away a satisfied customer and become one of our many customers who come back week after week.
Price: 35 USD
Location: Weatherford, Texas
End Time: 2024-11-26T18:21:25.000Z
Shipping Cost: 10 USD
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Item Specifics
All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Card Size: Standard
Game: Magic: The Gathering
Set: Outlaws at Thunder Junction
Configuration: Box
Language: English
Manufacturer: Wizards of the Coast
Features: Booster
Year Manufactured: 2024
Material: Card Stock, Paper
Age Level: 13+
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States